Run "/usr/games/fortune" in the Linux/unix shell for tons of quotes!

Miscellaneous

• "Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler."
  -Albert Einstein
  
More Einstein quotes!

• "Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings." -Doug Larson
  
• "The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea at all."
  -Elbert Hubbard
  
• "When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last."
  -Griffin's Thought
  
• "Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation."
  -Anonymous
  
• "The way up and the way down are the same."
  -Dostoevsky
  
• "Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff as you; Be confident, for the stars are of the same stuff as you."
  -Nicholai Velimirovic
  
• "Whatever you do may seem insignificant, but it is most important that you do it."
  -Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
  
• "You wish to see; listen. Hearing is a step toward Vision."
  -St. Bernard
  
• The Unspeakable Law.
  "As soon as you mention something ... if it is good it goes away, ... if it is bad it happens."
  
• "Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong."
  -Dandemis
  
• "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
  -Anonymous
  
• "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
  -James Dean
  
• "Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect."
  -Anonymous
  
• "A cynic is a person who knows the cost of an item, but not its value."
  -Oscar Wilde
  
• "To believe that what has not occurred in history will not occur at all, is to argue disbelief in the dignity of man."
  -Mahatma Gandhi
  
• "You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours."
  -Ilka Chase
  
• "Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do in order to achieve what they want to achieve."
  -Tom Landry
  
• "There are two possible outcomes: If the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a measurement. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery."
  -Enrico Fermi
  
• "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research,would it?"
  -Albert Einstein
  
• "Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf."
  -American Indian Proverb
  
• "The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas."
  -Linus Pauling
  
• "It is bad luck to be superstitious."
  -Andrew Mathis
  
• "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
  -Arthur Conan Doyle
  
• "Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure."
  -Portuguese Proverb
  
• "This sentance has threee errors."
  -Anonymous
  
• "Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit."
  -R.E. Shaw